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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

• 4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
• 1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
• 1 TBs ketchup
• 1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
• 1 Tbs bbq sauce
• 1 Tbs steak sauce
• 1 egg
• mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD

Get comfortable with discomfort.

If you can tolerate more discomfort than anyone else in the room, you’re the most powerful person there.

If you can stay in the awkward pause a little longer
If you can hold the eye contact
If you can ask the unspoken question
If you can give your own answer
If you can let people think whatever they want to think
If you can talk to the person being ignored
If you can start the conversation
If you can walk away from the conversation
If you can refrain from explaining yourself
If you can acknowledge your own bullshit
If you can tolerate being in no one’s good graces
If you can laugh at your own embarrassment
If you can be wrong
If you can find stillness in swirling emotions
If you can be the odd one out
If you can risk going first
If you can take the scrutiny
If you can be as honest as you can be right now
If you can dance alone
If you can say no to what you don’t want
If you can say yes to what you do want
If you can forgive yourself for not knowing
If you can hold on to your values
If you can choose to please your best self

You got it.

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